Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Unto the End of the World...

Happy New Years!!!


We finally made it, sort of. Drew and I are now in Ushuaia, Argentina - the end of the world. Ushuaia considers itself to be the southern-most city in the world. It´s credentials are good. Ushuaia sits at the southwest end of Tierra Del Fuego and is nestled up against the Beagle Channel. It is tough to find a beer anywhere south of here.
There is just one small problem, Puerto Williams, Chile.

Puerto Williams is on the other side of the Beagle Channel and consequently, just a few kilometers farther south. Argentina deals with this problem just like every other great civilization deals with their sticky little issues. They ignore it. Apparently, inconvenient facts aren´t facts at all.
Ushuaia argues that Puerto Williams is not a city, it is just a small naval village. Therefore it doesn´t count. Being located in Chile doesn´t help Puerto Williams´case either. Chile and Argentina have been ignoring each other for decades. (Except when they are trying to blast each other off the continent. On this topic, I saw my first mine field the other day.)

So Drew and I will close out 2008 surrounded by penguins and beaver. Who couldn´t like that?! The only downside to being this far south is the absolute lack of college bowl games.
Where to next?? Good question. We had hoped to book passage to Antarctica, but that proved to be too expensive. The best price we found was about $5000 for a two week cruise. So the Antarctic will have to wait. The Falkland Islands are still a possibility (which the Argentinians are still pissed about) or perhaps we will wander up along the Atlantic coast of Argentina. Who knows.
Best wishes to everyone for 2009!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Torres Del Paines and the Straits of Magellan

Patigonia is cold, windy, wet, and bueautiful. I love it here.

After arriving in Puerto Natales, Chile on Christmas, Drew and I took the opportunity to visit Torres Del Paines National Park. This is a gem of wilderness and unfortunately, that means lots of tourists. The American ex-pat owner of our hostel told us that even a few years ago you could wander the park without seeing another soul, but that isn´t true anymore. We were only there for a day and only got the chance to flit around the edges, so we shared the experince with the masses.

Still it is a great park and deserves a visit. While we were there it rained several times and might have gone all the way up to the low 40´s. We were soaked, but happy. The park consists of mountain spires that are the remains of ancient volcanoes, glaciers and icebergs, and glacial rivers and lakes. Below are the Grande Salto falls and Drew and I just a bit farther up the river.


After leaving the falls, we hiked up toward the Grey Glacier. This hike straddles two lakes with just thin strip of land (a meter or two) between then. While we tried to cross this little isthmus, the wind kicked up so fiercely we were forced to bend over as the waves rolled up from one lake trying to reach the other. Needless to say we got wet. On the other side, we climbed to the top of small hill and looked to a small inlet that had two icebergs stranded within.
After returning to Peurto Natales, we prepared to leave Chile and jump across the Staits of Magellan to Tierra Del Fuego and the end of the earth. The trip was largely uneventful, but the ferry across the striats was rough. The boat lurched its way across the strait, but a pod of Commerson´s dolphins kept us entertained. These dolphins are a deep gray or black with a white belt the runs diagnally across them. Think of swimming zebra with one big strip.
Almost at the bottom.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Endoresements

The South American Shuffle endorses:

Mister Potato's Mayonnaise and Ketchup potato chips!


Really?? Mayo potato chips!? That´s just disgusting.

A $500 Rum and Coke

Merry Christmas from Patagonia!


There is nothing like a traditional Christmas, but sometimes you just want to create new traditions.

From now on I am spending Christmas on a ferry plowing small circles through choppy South Pacific Seas. After spending four days on a ferry from Puerto Montt to Puerto Natales in the Patagonia region of Chile, Drew and I were due to pull into port around noon on Christmas day. Unfortunately, we ran into a bit of traditional Christmas weather that included 80 knot winds and rain that blew up instead of down or sideways. The port closed due to waves and wind so bad that our ship couldn´t dock. Hence, seven hours of slow circles in the Pacific.

Despite the delays and the rain that actually flies up your jacket, this was a great trip. We had an uneventful Day 1 and adjusted to our new bunks. Each person was allotted about six and a halfe had an feet of bunk and a cabinet to put your stuff in. Then you made friends with the 90 people sleeping within 10 feet of you. While space was scarce, this was the most comfortable bed I´ve slept in for weeks.

Day 2 was a bit dicey. The scenery was beautiful was we sailed through small channels and alongside of soaring volcanoes. By late afternoon, we cut out of the narrow channels and out into the ocean. It takes a lot of weather to make a big cruise rock. This wasn´t a big cruise ship. The ocean greeted us with 12 foot waves and 60 knot winds and our little ferry rocked up and down. Then side to side. Then sort of an elliptical pattern. On a ship with about 250 passengers on 60 were still standing by dinner time. Less then 20 made it until 10 pm and only an intrepid few closed the pub at midnight. I closed the pub. I had no choice. There were so many people getting sick around my bunk that I couldn´t stand to be near it. After they kicked us out of the pub, I wandered down to my bunk and started to read. It is an interesting experience to have your boat rock so far to one side that you can see your feet over the top of your raised book.

On day 3 we retreated from the ocean and returned to the relative shelter of the channels. We steamed up to Pio XI glacier and spend a few hours bobbing alongside. While everyone is snapping pictures of the glacier, Drew grabs my arm and points to the side of the boat. Our bartender is getting into a little zodiac and speeding away. Imagine the Love Boat without Isaac! Now our little Chilean Isaac was abandoning ship. Nope. Our bartender fervently believed that the best drinks are only served with ice chipped from the icebergs floating by - my $500 rum and coke.

The day ended with a Christmas Eve party into the wee hours. On day 4 we all wished that we had gone to bed a little earlier. By the time I woke up for breakfast I knew we were in trouble. The ship was tilting sideways at nice little angle. At first I thought this might just be my hangover, but Drew assured me that the boat, not my head, was listing. We packed up our bags, grabbed some grub, and prepared for port. Then waited. Waited. Waited. An unforgettable Christmas going in circles.

We are finally in Puerto Natales and preparing to see Torres Del Paines National Park. After that we are heading for Tierra Del Feugo and Argentina to push on to the final chunk of this continent.

Hopefully, I will get another post out before New Years. If not, then have a great celebration and email me all the embarrassing stories.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Deck the Halls...errr decks I guess

Merry Christmas!!





I hope that all of you have a Merry Christmas and enjoy the holiday with your family and friends. Drew and I board a ferry tomorrow morning and will be spending the holiday on the sea, slowly making our way toward the bottom. We will land in Puerto Natales late on Christmas day and then will continue south via boat and bus. We are almost there. We should be on Tierra Del Fuego by New Years. From there we will try to make it out to Cape Horn, the farthest extend of South America, but the Cape is just a small group of islands that are difficult to reach.


Have a great holiday!!

Friday, December 19, 2008

Bugs on the Run

There is one great freedom that most travelers never experience - the cut and run. When you travel on a schedule you tend to stick to that itinerary. When you travel with only a vague idea of what´s coming next you occasionally get the chance to see how fast you can throw all of your junk into a bag and get out of town. Drew and I had yet another chance to bolt in Santiago. This time it was the bug´s fault.

After returning from Easter Island we caught a cab to the hotel where we had a reservation. Upon our arrival the hotel informed us that there was no room at the inn, so we got the equivalent of a night in the stable - the International Hostel. It was late, we were tired, and Drew was sick so we took it. There were no angels, no star, and no wise men at this stable. Just bugs. Bed bugs to be exact. (On a side note, I have now been bitten by just about every type of insect on this continent.)

The next morning we discovered that the bugs had been feasting upon us, and we complained to the management and to the owner. They told us that bed bugs don´t exist. Apparently, they are a figment of my imagination. Choice words were said. Questions about the hotel manager´s intelligence were raised. There might have even been some insinuations about his mother, a dog, and a bevy of circus clowns, but I don´t want to point any fingers.

So we left, stormed out is more appropriate, and hopped a bus south to Puerto Montt. This unfortunately meant we spend the night on the bus, but it was preferable to being eaten in your own bed. The next day we arrived in Puerto Montt and did what any sane person with bed bugs does. We checked into the nicest four star hotel in town. If you are going to suffer, do it in luxury.

For anyone who has not experienced the joy of bed bugs, its a real pain. The itching is annoying, but the little devils are a lot of work! All of our clothes needed to be washed. Everything we owned - backpacks, books, shoes, etc. - all need to be cleaned. So there is nothing like a Friday night in a luxury hotel, sitting on the edge of a bathtub scrubbing out a grimy backpack.

Welcome to my life. You get used to it after a while.

Hawaii´s Lost Sibling - Easter Island


Easter Island is amazing. It is the most isolated human-inhabited place in the world, but that´s not the best thing. It´s on Eastern Standard Time! The most isolated spot is in the same time zone as the second most isolated spot - Washington, DC. That boggles my little brain.

How do you describe an island like this? Very easily. It has the climate of Hawaii, the cost of New York City, the population of Mayberry, and the infrastructure of a third-world banana republic. Then add the tourists.

Everyone has seen pictures of the Moai (the stone heads), they are even more impressive in person. (I think the roar of the ocean helps a little.) The first time you see a Moai you are in awe. The second time is amazing. The tenth is pretty cool. By the two-hundredth statue your eyes roll back and you realize that if you squint just right it sort of looks like Kermit the Frog. About this time you glance at your watch and realize you have only been on the island for three hours.
Now you really understand why this is the most isolated spot in the world and why the islanders just about whipped themselves out. There is nothing here but statues and souvenir shops.

Well that´s okay, when you get tired of statues you can always just hit the beach right? Not really. The island is a series of three extinct volcanoes. Hawaii is a series of extinct and not-so-extinct volcanoes. What is the difference? God smiled on Hawaii and gave it loads of sandy beaches. He did not smile on Easter Island. There is one beach, period. Everything else is black volcanic rock. Fun to scramble around on, but bad to swim next to. The beach is slightly larger than the corner Starbucks. Then add the tourists, many of whom should not be in bathing suits. It sort of makes you appreciate Captain Ahab´s hatred of the white whale. Yes, madam, that bikini does make you look fat. No, sir, I am not insulting Germany, just your wife.

So what did we do for four days? One day climbing a volcano to see the freshwater lake the formed in its crater. One day driving around the island looking at hundreds of Moai. Then Drew and I split up. Drew decided to get sick and stay in bed. I took the jeep that we rented and hit some of the off-road trails to the more in-accessible parts of the island.

It was during this little jaunt that I had a close encounter with nature. Specifically, a pair of blood-thirsty birds. I had parked the jeep at a small pasture that had seven Moai all lined up looking out at the sea. I decided to leave the jeep and hike for a little bit, so off I went. As I walked down the trail I could hear two birds screaming at each other. They were a type of falcon or hawk, but something I didn´t immediately recognize. I have a specific name for them, but I won´t repeat that here.

So the birds were sitting in this tree making all sorts of noise. It is spring-time down here, so I though maybe this was some mating thing. I figured this was some avian ladies man making a move. You know, two birds, some Barry White, a little courvoisier... Who knows where things will go? Nope, they had already done that and now were guarding their nest. I figured this out as I looked up to see two feathery missiles coming at me with their talons out. So I ate dirt. The stupid birds buzzed me and then came around for a second attack. By this time I´d jumped up and started sprinting down the path. I can hear these birds scream and then feel the air as they whoosh by me. Each time they pass me by, they make a tight circle and do it again. I ran down the path, leaped over a stone wall, and ran through the pasture with the seven moai. By this time a few tour groups had arrived and there are about twenty people standing around. The tour guides didn´t even pause as I ran through right through tours followed by two angry raptors.

I survived, but only because the car was unlocked. Stupid birds.

We spent our last day in town shopping for knick-knacks and then caught our flight back to Santiago. I highly recommend making it out to Easter Island if you get the chance. Just don´t stay too long and bring plenty of sunscreen and books.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

A Magical Place


I sat next to a hedgehog on the bus.

Well okay, not next to him. He was across the aisle, but in the same row. It was the first time I had ever seen a hedgehog use public transportation. Drew and I were on our way to Valparaiso, a port town a few hours out of Santiago. This was when I decided that Valparaiso must be a magical place. I asked the hedgehog about this, but he didn't answer. He just curled up in a little ball and went to sleep.

When we got to Valparaiso we said goodbye to the hedgehog and climbed off the bus. We walked out of the bus station, turned to the right, and was greeted by a horse wearing a hat. I had never seen a horse in a hat, but there was one now. I was so shocked that I couldn't even get a picture before he and his owner walked on down the road.

Valparaiso is often compared to San Fransisco, but I don't really see it. Admittedly, both towns have fog, hills, and highways that look perilously close to collapse, but that's about it. Valparaiso is a little closer to Oakland, just without the Raiders.


You might think that I didn't like Valparaiso, but you would be wrong. It was one of the most fun towns we have visited. Santiago is a comfortable town that works. Valparaiso works despite its best efforts. It is full of graffiti, but most of it is better than must public art I have seen. The sidewalks are broken, but somehow they keep their 150 year old funiculars operating.

It is just an odd town where everyone does their own thing. For example, while we were walking down the street a bus pulled up. A man got out and opened up the cargo hold. Inside was a small child, stretched out on a mattress and blankets. He didn't seem at all phased to be sleeping the hold of a bus.

While we were there Valparaiso was hosting a citywide performing arts festival. The entire bit was centered around shipping containers from the local port. Shakespeare in a box! Containers were turned into galleries, stages, and seating areas.


We thought it was brilliant. Anyway, this will be the last post for a few days. Drew and I are off to Easter Island and will not be back until late next week. Enjoy the holidays!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Stars at Night...

The Stars at Night;
Are Big and Bright;
Deep in the Heart of Chile...

Texans may take offense at this, but its true. Drew and I deep into Chile by this point. We are currently in Santiago and getting ready to head for Easter Island. But, I am still well behind in my blog posts so let me catch you up to our first stop - La Serena, Chile.

After Drew and I decided to cut our time short in Peru, we hopped the first bus south. Over the next 48 hours, 34 of those were on a bus. We spend two full nights sleeping on buses and the rest of the time in bus stations, immigration offices, custom houses, and drug check lines. This sounds bad, but it infinitely better than crossing the Ecuador/Peru border.

When you get off of a bus after 34 hours there here are your priorities: find a bathroom and find food not purchased from a vending machine. Finding a hotel comes way, way down the list. We were in La Serena for two reasons. First, we just couldn´t sit on a bus any longer. Second, due to funky atmospheric conditions, La Serena has the best star gazing on the continent. There are four or five observatories within an hour of the city, including the building in the final fight scene of the new James Bond movie. The building is part of the European Space Observatory, and while the movie claims to take place in Bolivia, the desert and observatory is in Chile. Bolivia just makes a better bad guy.

So we spent our time out at the observatories. I won´t bore you with all the details, but observatories are fun places for the Cash family. We grew up close to an observatory in Ohio and spent many summer nights out there. (Mike Sigrist, my dad, and I also used to play golf through one of the antennas used for the SETI (Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence) project, but that is another story.)

From the Southern Hemisphere a lot of new constellations appear and a lot of the old favorites look a little different. We spend time watching Orion, Taurus, the great bear, and the Southern Cross all move across the horizon. We trained telescopes on several nebula and two small galaxies that orbit the Milky Way like the Moon orbits Earth. The picture of the moon was taken by holding my camera up to the telescope lens.

I also picked up some worthless trivia. J.K. Rowlings named several of the Harry Potter characters after stars. Specifically, Sirius Black (named after the dog star) and his sister Bellatrix Lestrange (named after a star in Orion). Also, the symbol for Subaru cars is the Pleiades star cluster. We call them the Seven Sisters after the sisters of Greek Mythology. We see seven bright stars (there are hundred or thousands), but the Japanese only see six.

Buses or Why We Left Peru

Buses in South America are an institution like trolley cars are in San Fransisco. The vary in comfort, price, and safety. In Ecuador they are cheap, designed for people under 5 feet tall, and a socially accepted form of suicide. They are just plain scary. Riding a bus in Ecuador is the only time I have ever seen two buses, a car, and a semi pass four abreast into a blind turn going down a mountain.

In Chile the buses are much more expensive and closer to riding in the economy cabin of a trans-Atlantic flight. When the bus driver exceeds the speed limit, a little red light flashes, a buzzer sounds, and the drivers name and a phone number appears on digital screen. This allows you to call and report him.

Peru is somewhere in between. The buses are comfortable and generally not to expensive. There is a speed limit, but the drivers often don´t obey it. Peru also doesn´t have many interstates. Most of its major roads are simply one or two lane highways that cuts through dozens of small villages. Imagine taking route 50 or 29 out of DC and way into the countryside. When it becomes a one or two lane road the speed drops. When it enters a little town, say Front Royal or Winchester, the speed drops even more. When we drive down these roads we slow down because we know that every small town cop would love to pull over the city slicker.

That doesn´t happen in Peru. Consequently, these buses don´t slow down when they barrel through no-name villages. Eventually, they hit someone. In our case it was a five year old boy. As our bus rounded a relatively blind bend in the road, a small village kid ran out across the street. Our bus driver saw and him, slammed on the breaks, and jerked the bus to the right. I noticed something was wrong when the bus began leaning at a 30 degree angle as the driver was fighting to keep us out of the ditch on the side of the road. Then came the crunch and Drew yelled. He had seen the kid running.

We looked out the window and the child was lying face down, not moving a bit. He only had one shoe. Immediately, the villagers began running to the child and the mother pushed her way through the crowd toward the kid. Then she did the one thing you never do. She picked the kid up by the shoulders and shook him. The she shook him again. If that kid had a neck or back injury it just became permanent. As you can image, the screaming was unearthly.

Fortunately, on our bus was a Korean medical student. He was already leaping off the bus when the mother began shaking her child. He got her to set him down and the future doctor began to check the child out. An ambulance and the police arrived quickly. The police and some villagers had to separate the mother from the bus driver. The Korean Doc assisted the EMTs, loaded the kid into the ambulance, and the climbed in after the kid. It was a good thing he did.

At the hospital the child was rushed into the emergency room. No one knew what to do. This wasn´t a major trauma center, just a small country hospital. There was no doctor and the nurses were not really trained for this. Again, the Korean took charge. He began cleaning and bandaging the child´s wounds, hooked him up to an IV, and checked for internal bleeding and broken bones. Amazingly, there were none!!! This kid just got hit buy a bus and didn´t sustain a single broken bone. However, there was some swelling of the brain and the Korean med student ordered him to be taken to Cuzco, the nearest major hospital.

While all of this was going on, everyone on the bus was in a state of shock. As soon as the accident happened, everyone was in tears. One girl was crying so hard that she bit through her own lip. It was chaos. The police decided that they needed to impound the bus and take its driver into protective custody. They thought the villagers might seek a little revenge, especially if the child died. Where the bus goes, so do the passengers. After several hours of sitting along the side of the road waiting for news about the boy and for the police to decide where to take the bus it looked like we would relocate to a police compound a few miles away.

The police and bus driver told us that this would likely mean that everyone would have to spend the night on the bus and hopefully, the police would work things out in the morning. Drew and I decided that we were pretty finished with Peru at this point. The police agreed that we could leave if we caught another bus. Luckily, Drew and I got the last two seats on a passing bus.

The Korean med student returned just as Drew and I were catching our new bus. Drew spoke with him quickly and found out that the kid was on his way to Cuzco and there was a good chance he would live. I check the news papers for Cuzco and the surrounding area so hopefully that means he survived. However, on the same day as this accident another bus accident killed 2 tourists and injured over a dozen.

Drew and I arrived in Puno, Peru later that night. We had a tour planned for the next day on Lake Titicaca. We took the tour, grabbed our bags, and got on the first bus heading toward Chile. Peru was a wonderful country and we both expect to return, but for now we are done.

The Jewel of Peru


We finally made it to Southern Peru in late November and early December to see the gem of the Incan world - Machu Picchu. This ruin is the most famous of dozens of Incan ruins scattered within a few hours of Cuzco, Peru, the old imperial capital of the Incan Empire. For weeks, travelers heading north told us how wonderful Machu Picchu was and how it changed their life.

If you want Machu Picchu to change your life, don´t go Rome. Really steer clear of Italy altogether. Okay, just stay out of the entire Roman world. I think that means you can still visit Iceland, Canada, and part of Botswana.

Don´t get wrong, Machu Picchu is impressive. Its big, and there are a lot of rocks that slaves had to carry up a ridiculously large mountain. There are more steps at Machu Picchu than any other single place I have ever seen. It´s like living in a giant cardio workout. (If you hike up to the Temple of the Moon you literally spend hours climbing up sets of uneven stairs until you reach the peak next to Machu Pichu. Drew and I did this and spend over a half a day just climbing up and down. Drew still isn´t talking to me.) Here are some pictures of the ruins.




















Even with all of Machu Picchu´s glory, I was still a little disappointed. Machu Picchu is a Pre-Colombian ruin, meaning it was built before Columbus discovered the new world. This is a nice linguistic device to suggest that Machu Picchu is old. The complex was built around 1460, so it beat Columbus by 32 years. That means that when Machu PĂ®cchu was in its height, Roman ruins were between 1000 and 1800 years old. That point goes to Rome.

The Incans were known as expert stone masons. There is a 12-sided Incan stone in Cuzco that the Peruvians are very proud of and hold up as an example of Incan skill. (see picture at right) I am sort of old school. If you need 12 sides to make a stone fit securely, then that just screams of shoddy construction. If you have ever seen the ruins of a 14th or 15th century European castle or church you have seen what Incan builds sort of look like. However, the Romans used architectural designs and construction feats that we still cannot duplicate. So, point Rome.

Gold. I am not going to really go into this one too far. The Incans had it in spades and pretty much dominate this category. This point belongs to the Incas.

It is well known that the Incans didn´t have the wheel. Actually, this isn´t true. They did have the wheel, but it was just a kids game. Incan children had the wheel, but there parents didn´t quite make the leap from kids toy to simple machine that makes your life loads easier. So this point goes to everyone other than the Incans.

So really, if you want to be impressed with Incan ruins make sure you visit it before you see Europe. Or Asia. Or the Middle East. Or Northern Africa. Or the Christmas village at the Tysons Corner Mall. Also, be prepared. Machu Picchu is the largest tourist trap in South American and its only rival in the entire world is Disney World. Disney is still slightly more expense, but only slightly.